Your Flaky Tests Are a Data Problem, Not a Test Problem
Your tests are not flaky. Your test data is. That 401 Unauthorized that fails every Monday morning? The OAuth token in your test fixture expired 72 hours ago. The order_id that works in staging but not in CI? It was hardcoded six months ago and the format changed from integer to UUID in January. The timestamp assertion that passes at 2pm and fails at midnight? You are comparing a hardcoded 2026-01-15T14:30:00Z against Date.now(). These are not test infrastructure problems. Retrying them will not help.